InkyPen Terms of Use

Hello, we’re InkyPen! We provide a subscription-based service which allows users to access, download and view a wide selection of comic books, graphic novels, manga and comic strips (collectively, “Content”) through a software client (the “Client”) available to download on the Nintendo Switch™.

These Terms of Use govern your use of the service provided by InkyPen for discovering and enjoying Content available on the Client, including all features and functionalities (the “Service”). By accessing or using the Service you accept and agree to these Terms of Use.

1 Subscription

1.1 In order use our Service you need to set up a ”Subscription”, which will continue on a monthly basis until terminated. To use our Service you need a Nintendo Switch™, access to the Internet, and to provide us with a current, valid, accepted method of payment, as may be updated from time to time, and which may include payment through your account with a third party (a “Payment Method ”).

1.2 Your Subscription may start with a free or discounted trial for a limited period as specified during sign-up (a “ Trial Period”). For combinations with other offers, restrictions may apply, as stated in such offer(s). Trial Period eligibility is determined by InkyPen in its sole discretion. InkyPen may limit Trial Period eligibility or duration to avoid abuse of its benevolent generosity.

1.3 Your Subscription is linked to an account with InkyPen accessible on the Client (your “Account”), which will store your downloaded Content, as well as your information and preferences.

1.4 After your initial monthly subscription term expires, your Subscription will automatically renew for the following month. You can cancel any time after you have signed up, but you will continue to have access to your Account and be charged through the end of your subscription term, at which time you will not be billed again.

2 Billing

2.1 Your Subscription fee (including charges such as taxes and possible transaction fees) will be charged from your Payment Method on a monthly basis, on the calendar day corresponding to the commencement of the paying portion of your Subscription. This payment day may change in certain circumstances, for instance if the payment day falls on a day on which banks are not open for business, or if your Payment Method has not successfully settled, or if you become trapped in a time loop, endlessly replaying the same moment in time over and over again.

2.2 For Trial Period Subscriptions, InkyPen may take a Payment Method from you when signing up to make sure you’re a real person eligible to use our Service (and not just a bunch of owls in a trench-coat or something). However, nothing will be charged at that time (with the exception of a de minimis temporary hold that may be placed to make sure your Payment Method is valid). InkyPen will only begin billing your Payment Method for your Subscription fee following the end of the Trial Period, unless you cancel your Subscription prior to the end of your Trial Period. You can access details of your Subscription, including the Subscription fee, the end date of your Trial Period and how to cancel, on your Account.

2.3 Adventure Time: All this legalese is getting a bit tiresome, isn’t it? Why not have an adventure! You find yourself in a windowless room. To your left there is a heavy steel door set in the bare stone wall, and at your feet is a rickety-looking trapdoor. What do you do? (ii) Go through the steel door? Go to section 4.8; (ii) Go through the trapdoor? Go to section 4.2.

2.4 You can update your Payment Methods on your Account. We may also update your Payment Methods using information provided by payment service providers. Following any update, you authorise us to continue to charge the applicable Payment Method(s) to pay for your Subscription fee. You authorise us to charge any Payment Method associated to your Account in case your primary Payment Method is declined or no longer available to us to pay for your Subscription fee. You remain responsible for any uncollected amounts. If a payment is not successfully settled, due to expiration, insufficient funds, supervillain attack or otherwise, and you do not cancel your Subscription, we may suspend your access to the Service until we have successfully charged a valid Payment Method. For some Payment Methods, the issuer may charge you certain fees, such as foreign transaction fees or other fees relating to the processing of your Payment Method. Local tax charges may vary depending on the Payment Method used. Please check with your Payment Method service provider for details.

2.5 Adventure Time : You crawl along the rough, dirty floor, feeling for the mysterious metal object you heard skipping away earlier. Your hand touches something! It’s small, and cold, and round… it’s a ring! Just an ordinary, metal ring, dull with tarnish and grime (henceforth, the “OR”). It doesn’t look very fancy – doesn’t have any precious stones set in it, or a magical glow or anything. Disappointed, you stand back up and pocket it just in case. The corridor continues in front of you. Ahead, you can faintly hear something, a low and repetitive, rhythmic noise. It almost sounds like… chanting? What do you do? (i) Keep going? Go to section 5.5; (ii) Head back? Go back to section 3.12.

2.6 Payments are non-refundable and there are no refunds or credits for partially used billing periods. At any time, and for any reason, InkyPen may provide a refund, discount, or other consideration to any one or more subscribers, at InkyPen’s sole and absolute discretion and without admission of fault or liability. The provision of refunds or credits on one occasion does not entitle you to refunds or credits in the future even for similar reasons, nor does it obligate InkyPen to provide refunds or credits in the future. Nothing in this section affects your statutory rights.

2.7 If you are under the age of eighteen years old, you may only use a Payment Method with the approval of a parent or guardian.

2.8 Adventure Time : You approach the rabbit, relieved to have finally encountered another living creature, and a cute little bunny at that! But as you reach out your hand to pet it on its soft little head, the rabbit lets out a terrible scream and leaps for your throat, biting your head clean off your shoulders. Oops. Go back to section 2.3.

3 End User License Agreement: Access Conditions and Restrictions

3.1 You must be signed into your Account on the Client in order to access the Content.

3.2 The Client and its Content can be downloaded onto and used on a Nintendo Switch™ device, subject to any applicable third party restrictions (e.g., Nintendo’s Licensed Application End User License Agreement or equivalent).

3.3 Adventure Time : You answer “the wind”. The speaker howls angrily, and shrieks “how does it know my riddles!?” Oh boy, now you’ve made them angry. You can hear them clambering over the ground towards you, muttering and cursing. What do you do? (i) use the OR (if you have it)? Go to section 11.2; (ii) Run away! Go to section 8.2.

3.4 The Client and Service are licensed (not sold), and you are granted a limited non-exclusive, non-sublicensable, non-transferable license for the duration of your Subscription to use the Client and Service for your personal non-commercial use only. No copies of the Client, the Service or the Content are allowed.

3.5 InkyPen grants you a limited right, for the duration of your Subscription, to download, install and use the Client, and to stream, download, re-download, store, display and view the Content which you are entitled to access via the Service within the limits and restrictions imposed by the functionality of the Client, provided that the Service is available and the Content has not been withdrawn from the Service.

3.6 Adventure Time : You go through the ordinary door. My word, it’s dark in here. You trip on the uneven floor and topple over, landing hard. Ouch! As you fall, you put your hands out and knock something down the corridor. It bounces off into the darkness with a metallic ‘ping’. What do you do? (i) Investigate? Go to section 2.5; (ii) Head back? Go back to section 3.12.

3.7 You do not have any ownership, commercial use or promotional use rights in the Service or any of the Content.

3.8 Children under the age of thirteen are not permitted to use the Service without the approval of a parent or guardian. If you are under the age of thirteen, you are not permitted to register an Account or provide InkyPen with any personal information. If you are between thirteen and eighteen years old, you may only set up an Account with the approval of a parent or guardian, including consent to these Terms of Use on your behalf. You will also require the approval of a parent or guardian to modify your Account. The Client features age restriction filters which can be applied to Account profiles. If you are under eighteen years of age and we discover you have not obtained the approval of a parent or guardian, InkyPen will terminate your access to the Service. Adults are free to do whatever they like, because life just isn’t fair sometimes.

3.9 In connection with your use of the Service, you acknowledge and agree that you will not:

(i) copy, duplicate, reverse engineer, reverse assemble, otherwise attempt to discover the source code, distribute, transmit, display, perform, record, create a database in electronic or structured form by systematically and/or regularly downloading, caching or storing all or any of the Content and/or the Client, reproduce, recreate, publish, broadcast, license, create derivative works from, transfer, sell, publicly display or perform, modify, prepare any derivative work based on or in any other way commercially exploit any information, software, products, Content, features or services obtained through the Service;

(ii) modify, defeat, interfere with, or circumvent any feature of the Client or the Service, including any security or access control mechanism or age restriction features;

(iii) access or attempt to access the Service by any means other than through the Client;

(iv) register, subscribe, attempt to register or subscribe, unsubscribe, or attempt to unsubscribe, any person for the Service if you are not expressly authorised by such person to do so; or

(v) impersonate any person or entity or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with such a person or entity (in particular InkyPen or an InkyPen employee, or any owner or licensor of Content or any of their employees);

(vi) use the knowledge gleaned from any of the Content to:

a) call forth or attempt to call forth a demon lord or other eldritch creature from the Nether Realms;

b) cast or attempt to cast any spells, curses or glamours on any other person for any reason;

c) engineer or attempt to engineer a radiation chamber, genetically modified insect or other creature or device for the purpose of gaining superpowers;

d) build or attempt to build any kind of superweapon or doomsday device;

(vii) post or transmit any message, information, data, text, software or image, or other content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, harassing, abusive, defamatory, tortuous, vulgar, obscene or otherwise objectionable and/or which may infringe upon another person’s right of privacy or publicity;

(viii) seek to deny the existence of the cake – the cake is real, the cake exists;

(ix) post or transmit any material that contains a virus or corrupted data;

(x) post or transmit any material that infringes any trademark, copyright or other proprietary rights of any person;

(xi) kidnap or attempt to kidnap a princess (or any other member of a royal or aristocratic family) and keep them in a castle or similarly fortified building;

(xii) use any of the Service or Client features in a manner that adversely affects the availability of its resources to, or enjoyment by, other users (e.g., spamming, trolling);

(xiii) delete any legal notices, author attributions or proprietary designations or labels that you upload to any communication feature;

(xiv) violate any applicable local, state, provincial, national or international law;

(xv) use the Client or the Service for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these Terms of Use;

(xvi) get up to any other funny business.

3.10 You may not use the Service in any manner that could damage, disable, overburden or impair InkyPen’s servers or networks, or interfere with any other Subscriber’s use and enjoyment of the Service. You may not gain or attempt to gain unauthorised access to the Client, the Service, other InkyPen services, accounts, computer systems or networks connected to InkyPen through hacking, password mining, black magic or any other means. You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any Content, materials or information through any means not intentionally made available through the Client or the Service.

3.11 InkyPen reserves the right to cancel your Account and Subscription and revoke your license to the Client, the Service and the Content if InkyPen has reason to believe you are using or have used the Service, the Client, and/or the Content in violation of these Terms of Use or in any manner other than for its intended purpose. InkyPen may also restrict or suspend your access to your Account following a notification to you if: (a) InkyPen is required to by law or regulation, or (b) if InkyPen reasonably believes that your Account has been created fraudulently or has been accessed fraudulently, or if anyone uses your Account for unlawful purposes or for other than its intended purpose.

3.12 Adventure Time : You walk down the gloomy corridor and soon find yourself before two doors. One appears to be an unremarkable, ordinary door. The other looks like it has been made out of bones, and is streaked with what you hope is red paint and mud, but you suspect it may be something else. What do you do? (i) Go through the nice, plain, boring door? Go to section 3.6; (ii) Go through the scary-as-heck door? Go to section 3.16; (iii) Try the other corridor? Go back to section 4.8.

3.13 InkyPen reserves the right, at its sole discretion and to the extent permitted by applicable law, to change, modify, add to, or delete any elements comprising the Service including the Content. Your use of any updates, modifications to, or replacement versions of, the Service shall be governed by these Terms of Use and any additional terms you agree to when you install such update, modification, or replacement version.

3.14 Adventure Time : Hesitantly, you answer “a fart”. The speaker emits a low growl, and whispers “nooooo, no no no that isn’t it, my precious”. You hear a scrabbling of claws on stone as the speaker skitters toward you, its huge saucer-like eyes glowing. You freeze in terror. Oh darn. Go back to section 2.3.

3.15 If InkyPen decides to discontinue the Service, InkyPen will give you at least thirty (30) calendar days' prior notice. In the event that InkyPen changes or discontinues any part of the Service, you acknowledge that you may no longer be able to access Content to the same extent, or at all, as you may have done prior to the change or discontinuation. In no event will InkyPen be liable in any way for the discontinuation of the Service, the removal of or disabling of access to the Service or other materials or for the withdrawal of any Content. Your sole remedy in the event of discontinuation of the Service is to cancel your Subscription.

3.16 Adventure Time : You go through the creepy door, which slams shut behind you. Another corridor. Great. The corridor widens into a chamber of some sort, long and high-ceilinged. You see a door at the far end of the chamber. In front of you, blocking your path, sits a little white rabbit, with one floppy ear and an adorable snuffly nose. He looks up at you, blinking. What do you do? (i) Approach it and say hello? Go to section 2.8; (ii) Use the OR (if you have it)? Go to section 4.4; (iii) Use the HHG (if you have it)? Go to section 7.4.

4 Availability of Content

4.1 The availability of Content may change from time to time and Subscribers agree that InkyPen may at its discretion add or withdraw Content from the Service at any time, with or without notice. You acknowledge and agree that Content may not be available to view, use or display under certain conditions, such as due to restrictions imposed by owners or licensors of Content or if InkyPen or the owner or licensor of the Content no longer has the legal rights necessary to authorise distribution of that Content. InkyPen may modify or discontinue the availability of any Content at any time.

4.2 Adventure Time : You open the trapdoor. A pitch-black abyss is revealed, with a ladder leading down into the inky depths. You nervously step on the ladder, but before you even start to descend your foot slips, and you fall! As you plummet through the darkness, you reflect on the poor choice you made. Go back to section 2.3.

4.3 The Service may be unavailable during any maintenance or update periods or any power or server outages or for other reasons outside of InkyPen’s control (e.g. alien invasion, robot uprising, intergalactic war or zombie attack). InkyPen will endeavour to ensure that the Client and the Service are consistently available, although InkyPen cannot guarantee this. If InkyPen needs to suspend or restrict access to, or update, the Client, the Service or the Content, InkyPen will endeavour to minimise any disruption to you.

4.4 Adventure Time : You slowly reach into your pocket to slip the ring you found onto your finger. Before you have a chance, however, the rabbit fixes you with its beady eyes, lets out a roar, and charges. You raise your hands to defend yourself but it’s too late, the killer bunny is upon you, and within seconds, it is over. At least your death was quick. Go back to section 2.3.

4.5 Subscribers have the right to download titles of Content for offline access.

4.6 We personalise Content and features as part of the Service, including by showing you recommendations on features, Content and services which might be of interest to you.

4.7 The Service (including any Content offered in connection with it) is available only to residents of countries where we offer our service, which may change from time to time at InkyPen’s sole discretion (such countries, the “Territory”) or as otherwise required by law. Subscribers who have purchased a Subscription within the Territory may access the Service through their Account in any other country within the Territory.

4.8 Adventure Time : You find yourself in a corridor which branches off in two directions. It’s dark and the air smells old and musty, and you can hear the sound of water dripping, like a broken tap. What do you do? (ii) Head left? Go to section 5.2; (ii) Head right? Go to section 3.12.

5 Intellectual Property

5.1 The Service is owned and operated by InkyPen. The Content, software, visual interfaces, interactive elements, features, information, graphics, design, compilation, computer code, products, look and feel, and all other elements of the Client and the Service (the “Property”), are protected by laws relating to confidentiality and the protection of intellectual property and proprietary rights, including copyright, patent, and trademark laws. All Property, including intellectual property rights therein and thereto, are the property of InkyPen, its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors. You may not reproduce, distribute, rent, lease, sell, license, copy, modify, publicly perform or display, transfer, transmit, publish, edit, adapt, prepare derivative works based on, or otherwise use the Property except as expressly authorised by these Terms of Use and applicable law. InkyPen reserves all rights not expressly granted in these Terms of Use. You shall not acquire any right, title or interest in or to the Property, whether by implication or otherwise, except for the limited rights set forth in these Terms of Use.

5.2 Adventure Time : You head left down the corridor, carefully feeling your way along the wall in the darkness. Where are you? How did you get here? Who is going to feed your cat? So many unanswerable questions. You see a pure white light, shining at the end of the corridor. What do you do? (i) Investigate? Go to section 8.5; (ii) Run away! Go back to section 4.8.

5.3 Any copying, access, transfer, public performance or communication to the public or other use of the Service, the Client or any Content other than as expressly authorised by applicable law or these Terms of Use shall constitute an act of copyright infringement or infringement of any other applicable intellectual property or proprietary right and a breach of these Terms of Use. In such case, InkyPen may, at its sole discretion and without prior intervention of a court or arbitral body, terminate your Account and Subscription without notice and pursue any rights or remedies available to it.

5.4 If you believe that any content on the Service infringes your intellectual property or proprietary rights, you should contact us and provide sufficient information for us to investigate the claim further.

5.5 Adventure Time : You continue down the corridor. Ahead, you see a light, growing brighter and brighter. Suddenly the corridor ends and you find yourself a huge cavern. There’s bright green grass underfoot, and riotously colourful, bizarre plants bursting from the ground, some rising high above your head. That sound you heard earlier was definitely chanting, and it’s coming from behind some bushes. You carefully pick your way through the undergrowth until you reach a clearing. There, you discover a group of strange little men, standing in a circle. Dressed in stripy shirts and jodhpurs, they have shiny orange skin and bright green hair, and are slowly hopping from foot to foot, chanting something like “Boompa”, or “Poompa” – it’s hard to make out. You take a step forward and a twig snaps loudly under your foot. The little men spin around and glare at you, their faces twisted with rage. Their chanting grows louder, and they start marching towards you menacingly. Panicking, you begin to back up but trip on a fallen branch. Before you can react they leap at you, still chanting, their eyes wide and unblinking. Oh, for it to end like this! Go back to section 2.3.

6 Customer Support

6.1 Please contact the InkyPen Customer Service Gremlins at for assistance if the Client and/or Service are not working properly. InkyPen will check the Client and/or Service and try to fix problems with its/their operation as soon as reasonably possible. If InkyPen determines that there is a fault with the operation of the Client and/or Service and isn't able to fix the problem in a reasonable period of time, then you may be entitled to a full or partial refund for any Subscription fees you have paid.

6.2 Adventure Time : You find yourself in a dark cave, filled with a pool of water. On the other side is a barely lit exit. You hear a splashing in the murk, heading towards you. Out of the darkness you hear a voice: “What has we gots here? A lost little goblin, is it?” Terrified, you ask if the speaker knows the way out. “Ah yeessssss, but first it must answer my riddles, it does!” The unseen speaker clears their throat with a phlegmy choking cough. “Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?” What do you do? (i) Answer “a fart”? Go to section 3.14; (ii) answer “the wind”? Go to section 3.3; (iii) Run away! Go to section 8.2.

6.3 Please note that InkyPen is not responsible for any lack of functionality or failure to provide any part of the Client, the Service or any Content, or any loss of content or data that is due to: (1) your Nintendo Switch™ device(s) or Internet connection; (2) your failure to download the most recent available version of the Client; or (3) your failure to meet the compatibility requirements for the Client.

7 Warranties

7.1 Adventure Time : You hurry down a twisty passageway, with the angry shrieks of the bug-eyed creature echoing behind you. Finally, after running for what seems like hours, you turn a corner to find huge set of double doors, encrusted with gold and covered in strange symbols. Standing guard in front of it is an armoured knight, holding a frankly ridiculous two-handed sword, longer than you are tall. Towering over you, the knight speaks. “Mortal! Welcome. You have journeyed far and overcome many obstacles. But before you can go any further you must answer this riddle. Answer incorrectly, and you shall meet your doom. Do you accept?” Well, you’ve come this far, so you agree. “Good,” says the knight. “Now listen: There is a house. One enters it blind and comes out seeing. What is it?” What do you do? (i) Answer “a library”? Go to section 13.4; (ii) Answer “an optometrist”? Go to section 10.2.

7.2 InkyPen warrants that the Service will be: (a) of satisfactory quality; (b) fit for purpose; and (c) as described in these Terms of Use. To the extent permitted by law, InkyPen disclaims all other warranties, express, implied, statutory or otherwise.

7.3 InkyPen makes no representations or warranties that the Service or your access to and use of the Service will be uninterrupted or error-free, free of viruses, malicious code, or other harmful components, or otherwise secure. InkyPen is not responsible for any damage to your Nintendo Switch™, other hardware, or software, or for any loss of or damage to data that may result from your use of the Service. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties. Accordingly, some of the above exclusions may not apply to you.

7.4 Adventure Time : This rabbit looks suspicious: Quickly, you pull the orb out of your pocket. It starts to glow with that pure white light from earlier. The rabbit, startled, bares its teeth at you and growls. You hurriedly throw the orb at the rabbit, and it explodes in a blinding flash of light and a blast of heavenly trumpets. When your eyes readjust to the gloom, the rabbit has disappeared. Phew! You walk across the chamber and go through the door. Go to section 6.2.

8 Limitation of Liability

8.1 To the extent permitted by law, you agree that neither InkyPen nor its respective affiliates, subsidiaries, officers, directors, employees, agents, consultants, content providers, licensors, partners or suppliers (" Released Parties"), shall have any liability to you under any theory of liability or indemnity in connection with your use of the Content, Client and/or Service. You agree to hereby and forever release and waive any and all claims you may have against any Released Parties for any and all claims, causes, damages or losses under any theory of liability (including attorneys' fees and associated costs and expenses) arising from your use of the Content, Client and/or Service. Notwithstanding the foregoing, if InkyPen is held liable under these Terms of Use, our total liability to you by any Released Party shall not exceed the fees paid by you to us during your Subscription.

8.2 Adventure Time : You turn to run back the way you came, but you slip on the wet stony floor. A clawed hand latches onto your ankle, and you are dragged screaming into the icy depths of the pool. Go back to section 2.3.

8.3 You expressly agree as a condition of using the Service that, to the extent permitted under applicable law, neither InkyPen nor the Released Parties nor their respective directors, officers, employees, contractors or agents are responsible or liable to you or anyone else for any loss or injury or any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, exemplary, punitive or other damages under any contract, negligence, strict liability or other theory arising out of or relating in any way to: (i) the use of or inability to use the Content, Client and/or Service; (ii) any content made available via the Client and/or Service; (iii) statements or conduct posted or made publicly available via the Client and/or Service; (iv) negative effects (including, without limitation, changes to physical appearance or the development of supernatural abilities) resulting from the reading of magic spells, runes of power, or other instruments of sorcery made available via the Client and/or Service; (v) any product or other services purchased or obtained through the Client and/or Service; (vi) being transported through time and space to a different era (whether to the past or future) and/or jurisdiction (whether in this or any other timeline or dimension), in the course of using the Client and/or Service; (vii) any action taken in response to or as a result of any information available on the Client and/or Service; (viii) becoming the subject of an investigation by one or more intelligence agencies as a result of any information you may discover regarding top-secret government experiments in the course of using the Client and/or Service; (ix) any damage caused by loss of access to, deletion of, failure to store, failure to back up, or alteration of any content available via the Client and/or Service; or (x) any other matter relating to the Content, Client and/or Service. In no event shall Released Parties' total liability to you for any and all damages, losses, and causes of action (whether in contract, tort, negligence, statutory, or otherwise) exceed the fees paid by you to us during your Subscription. In addition, should your claim arise from a purchase made on or through the service, website and/or app, our total damages shall not exceed the cost of the product or service purchased. No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained by you through the Content, Client and/or Service shall create any warranty not expressly stated in these Terms of Use.

8.4 Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for certain categories of damages such as incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the above limitations of this section may not apply to you.

8.5 Adventure Time : You continue towards the source of the light, and at the end of the corridor you find a beautiful glowing white orb, with a golden cross sticking out of the top of it. You pick it up and the glowing light vanishes. Darn. You stick the orb (henceforth, the “HHG”) in your pocket. Go back to section 4.8.

9 Inky’s Tasty Brownie Recipe

9.1 Ingredients: You will need:

i) 150g all-purpose flour;

ii) 150g unsalted butter;

iii) 150g brown sugar;

iv) 100g white sugar;

v) 100g dark chocolate;

vi) 50g cocoa powder (unsweetened);

vii) 4 eggs;

viii) 1 tsp vanilla extract;

ix) 1 tsp baking powder;

x) ½ tsp cinnamon powder;

xi) 100g pecans, walnuts, and/or hazelnuts, roughly chopped (optional).

9.2 Instructions:

i) Preheat the oven to 180°C / fan 160°C.

ii) Line a deep baking tray with baking paper, leaving an overhang on two sides.

iii) Take a medium saucepan, fill with water to about 3cm deep, and heat to a gentle simmer.

iv) Combine the flour, cocoa powder, cinnamon and salt in a bowl, then set aside.

v) Combine the butter and chocolate in a heatproof bowl and set the bowl over the pan of water. Stir occasionally until melted, then remove and set aside to cool.

vi) While waiting for the chocolate mixture to cool, whisk the eggs and sugar together in a bowl until fluffy.

vii) Take the chocolate mixture and fold into the egg mixture, while adding the vanilla extract.

viii) Take the flour mixture and gradually fold into the chocolate egg mixture, stirring until you have a smooth batter.

ix) Optional: Add chopped nuts and stir until evenly distributed.

x) Pour the batter evenly into the baking tray and pop it in the oven for about 25 minutes (pro-tip: to check if it’s done, get a toothpick or a wooden BBQ skewer and stick it into the middle. You want it to come back out not quite clean, with just a little bit of sticky batter clinging to it. Covered in chocolatey batter = not ready yet. Completely clean = overdone).

xi) Once done, remove the baking tray from the oven and leave to cool completely. Once cool, use the baking paper overhangs to lift out of the tin and cut into squares.

10 Privacy

10.1 InkyPen respects your privacy and has established certain policies and procedures relating to the collection and use of your personal information in connection with your use of the Service. Our Privacy Policy is available to review on the Client.

10.2 Adventure Time : You answer “an optometrist”. The knight sighs and mutters, “damnit, not again.” He reaches over to the wall and presses a hidden button. There is a sound like a set of wind-chimes being thrown down an escalator, and everything vanishes. Go back to section 2.3.

10.3 To the extent permitted by law, InkyPen accepts no responsibility for any personal information you may accidentally or unintentionally share with any telepathic entities you may encounter in the course of using our Service.

11 Changes to These Terms of Use

11.1 InkyPen may change any of these Terms of Use at any time. Any significant amendment will be effective thirty (30) calendar days following the earlier of InkyPen either sending an email notice and/or in-Client message to the Subscriber or posting the amendment on the Service. Other amendments will be effective immediately on InkyPen either sending an email notice and/or in-Client message to the Subscriber or posting the amendment on the Service.

11.2 Adventure Time : You jam your hand in your pocket and quickly put the ring on your finger. You can hear the creature getting closer, and you can see its two huge eyes glowing in the dark. It gets closer, closer, close enough to touch. But just when it gets to mere inches from you it stops. “Where has it gone?” The creature cries, confused. You stand absolutely still, holding your breath. Screaming in frustration and looking about wildly, it stalks off behind you. The ring must have made you invisible! Wow, that’s a stroke of luck. You tiptoe around the edge of the water until you reach the exit, and slip away. Go to section 7.1.

11.3 The most current version of these Terms of Use will be available to access via the Client and will automatically apply to all new Subscriptions. Your continued use of the Service constitutes your acceptance of any changes to the Terms of Use. If you do not agree to any change to these Terms of Use, you must cancel your Subscription, delete the Client and discontinue use of the Service.

12 Severability

12.1 If any provision of these Terms of Use is held to be unlawful, invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions of these Terms of Use shall be unimpaired and remain in full force and effect, and to the extent permitted by law, the illegal, invalid or unenforceable provision shall be amended to achieve as closely as possible the intention as expressed in the original term.

12.2 None of the sections commencing “Adventure Time:” form part of these Terms of Use; they are a just a bit of fun. For the avoidance of doubt, neither is the brownie recipe.

13 Governing Law and Jurisdiction

13.1 To the extent permitted by law, all matters arising out of or relating to these Terms of Use shall be governed by the laws of the Kingdom of Norway, and any actions between the parties arising out of or relating to these Terms of Use shall be brought only in the district courts of Bergen, Norway.

13.2 Upon the occurrence of an event which causes a timeline split, the laws of the Kingdom of Norway in the present timeline shall, to the extent possible, continue to prevail between the parties with respect to these Terms of Use unless otherwise determined by the district courts of Bergen, Norway.

13.3 If, as a result of a cataclysmic cosmic or supernatural event, reality and/or the space-time continuum becomes warped, twisted or otherwise altered such that the Kingdom of Norway no longer exists or ceases to have a functioning system of law, the parties to these Terms of Service agree that, to the extent possible, these Terms of Service shall be governed by the closest extant jurisdiction to that currently governing these Terms of Service.

13.4 Adventure Time : You answer “a library”. “Yes!” the knight shouts, jumping up and down excitedly, armour clattering and clanking. “Yes! Yes! Finally!” The doors swing open and he ushers you through. You step across the threshold and are stunned by what you see. You’re standing in the atrium of a great library, filled with all manner of books and scrolls and tomes, floor after floor of bookshelves stretching so far up you can’t see the top. You grab the nearest book – it’s your favourite graphic novel! “Come! Sit here,” says the knight, ushering you to a big comfy sofa in front of a roaring fire. “Settle down and enjoy yourself. Now, I’m off for a toilet break, I’ve been waiting out there for bloody ages…” As the knight lumbers off to use the facilities, you lean back and crack open the spine of your new book. Lovely. Congratulations! Now go back to section 2.4 and read the rest of these Terms of Use.

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